Funny Toddler Chat - April

It has totally been far too long since I have written a post about the funny chat of a 2 and 3 year old. They sure are super funny Ami tells people off for laughing at her even though what she says is so so funny. It has taken a while but Son Son at 2 and a half now is saying more words although every question people ask him gets answered by Ami.


So here we are some of the high lights of the past few weeks (those I can remember)

Daddy: Son Son do not shout in the car
Son Son; Daddy you are Poopy
Daddy: Son Son thats not  nice thing to say
Son Son: Sorry Daddy
Later on when picking Mummy up from work
Son Son: Me naughty me called Daddy Poopy.
Mummy: Oh dear ( secretly laughing inside)


The other day whilst waiting for the school place email to come.
Ami: I hope I don't get the big school, as the big children may push me over.
Mummy: Oh I am sure that won't happen
Ami: Yeah me too
A few minutes later we get the email
Mummy: Ami you got your primary school you wanted.
Ami: Hurray I get to got to school with my friends.
Son Son: Me go to school
Mummy: not just yet in a few years Son Son.
Son Son: Oh!


Whilst one the bus with Ami and Son Son, Ami wanted to play babies and as per usual I was the sister her and Son Son the mummy and Daddy.
Ami: (Mummy) So you are the Sister mummy and Son Son the Daddy.
Mummy ( sister): ok Ami.
Ami: Ok Daddy you have to tell sister that Mummy has dies of old age. (Pretends to be dead on the bus)
Son Son (Daddy): sister mummy dead.
Mummy: Oh dear what happened
Ami: old age.... Now pretend that I came back to life and had a baby. Mummy sister you were jealous and pinch the baby.
Mummy: Oh thats not very nice though is it.
Ami: Ok well then Daddy died because he was old.
Mummy: Oh look we are early home look out the window.
Ha was so funny though had some of the people on the bus smirking at her little stories.


Mummy: Ami are you looking forward to your birthday.
Son Son: I want a Thomas cake for my birthday.
Ami: Yes I want a princess cake.
Mummy: Do you know when your birthday is?
Ami: On my birthday in the summer. I want princess toys, a bike and a swimming pool.
Mummy: Not alot yet.
Son Son: Me want trains.
Ami: Its my birthday first Son Son.
Son Son: Ami your a poopy


A discussion that happens every day between Ami and Son Son.
Ami: My best friend is Harry
Son Son: No he is my best friend.
Ami: No he is not it is Ryan.
Son Son; No its Noah.
Ami: No thats my best friend.
Son Son: No mine best friend is Caleb
Ami: No thats my best friend mine are Harry, Noah, Caleb, Isla and Guvna B
Mummy: What Guvna B is your best friend
Ami: Yeah he was at lark in the park!
Son Son: Mummy my best friend.
Ami: yes and Harrison and Louie.
Son Son: Yes and Kelly.
Mummy: You guys have lots of friends.
Ami: Mummy your best friend is Daddy and us thats it.
Mummy: ok then.

So here is some of the little chats between my little ones. Must make more of a note as they are so funny.

Funny Toddler Chat - January

My little toddlers are so funny at the moment the little conversations that they have are enough to make you just want to grab them and squeeze them. Here is a few of the conversations that I have managed to remember.

Mummy: Son Son are you a boy or a girl?

Son Son: A girl

Mummy: Your not a girl 

Son Son: Me a big girl 

Mummy: Nooo

Son Son: No me a big boy

This is an conversation we still have every night, at least 5 times

Ami: Mum where are we going today? 

Mum: Well its bedtime now so bed.

Ami: No where are we going today?

Mum: You mean tomorrow 

Ami: Yes 

Mum: To the park maybe.

Five minutes later

Ami: What are we doing today!

I found Son Son with my hat on, he was wearing his superhero jumper at the time and asked me to out his muzzy in his jumper.

Son Son: Me super man

Mummy: Son son

Son Son: No Superman

Daddy: Who is your best friend Son Son

Son Son: Pryia 

Daddy: really?

Son Son: No Gaggy (Daddy)

Agon (Asti)

Meli (Ami)

Mummy

A typical day with Ami.

Ami: Can you play nursery with me

Mummy: yes sure

Ami: Ok I be the nursery teacher you be the mum

Mummy: Ok 

Ami: you drop the babies of and Son Son be the dad. 

Son Son: Me Gaggy 

Mummy: Ok ami just dropping of my babies see you later

Ami ( via fake phone call) Its time to collect them now

Son Son: me help

Ami: Right now I am the mum, son son the Dad and your the grandma mum.

Mummy: Ok Ami.

Ami: Right heres the babies I have to go to a wedding see you later.

Mummy: The babies need a sleep

Ami: I am back from the wedding the babies don't need a sleep, I'm off to another party. 

And so that game goes on,  a little insight into when I am an grandma and the kids dumping the grandkids for me to look after. 

To any stranger 

Son Son: Gaggy at work, on laptop

Agon at school

Ami: Yes my Daddy is at work he works in London. 

Asti is at school at the moment too. 

Mummy: Right time to go now kids

Mummy: Right its time to go out.

Ami: But me and Son Son don't want to go out

Mummy: Yeah but we have to do the school run

Ami: Yeah but we don't want to go

Mummy: Sadly Ami we have to get Asti, we will see Auntie Kelly

Son Son: Me see Kelly

Ami: I get my shoes on. 

Son Son: Wellies 

Mummy: Son Son I can't find them you get your shoes 

Son Son: No wellies

(10 minute search later) 

Mummy: Come back kids quick we need to hurry

Ami: Can I take my bike

Son Son: me me

Mummy: not today 

Ami: Can I take my scooter

Mummy: Not today Ami we are in a hurry.

Ami: please take my bike. 

Mummy: Okay

This then results in Son son having  a meltdown because he has to go into the pushchair then Ami giving up after 5 minutes of using the bike most days. 

So here we are a little insight into what Ami and Son son say. I promise I will try and remember the more funny sayings for next month so do keep an eye out as they are hilarious. 

Funny toddler chat 31 months

 

Ami really is the most funny little toddler, she has us in creases most of the day. She has conifdence and isn't afraid to speak up her mind. I wonder where she gets it all from she's such a hoot. So here is some of little conversations I have remembered from this month.

Ami went to find Daddy who was in the shower. 

Ami: Daddy quick you need to put your pants on all your friends wear them too it's ok.

Ami: Why do I have a moo moo and not a willy like Asti and daddy
Mummy: Urm thats how you were made
Ami: Why

mummy: Ami I am going to tie your hair up now

Ami: no I don't like it and I look pretty already

Mummy: but it's in your face

Ami: no I'm not bye mum

Bed time 

Mummy: good night Ami

Ami: where am I going today (tommorow) 

Mummy: you have nursery in the morning.

Ami: no I am going to space 

Asti: Ami were going home

Ami: no we're not aston stop being a nana brain
Asti: Yes were going home
Ami: NO Thank you

This one happens every morning Amelie comes downstairs to find Asti watching his programs
Ami: Asti I want to watch my play grounds
Asti: No there called Programs
Ami: I want to watch my play grounds
Asti: No Ami I will make you a swimming pool
Ami: Only if you make a change area too
Asti: Deal
five minutes later
Ami: I want to watch my play grounds.

During her two year check
Health Visitor: We going to see what you can do, do you want to read this book
Ami: No
Health visitor: What is this Animal
Ami: No
Health visitor: Can you jump?
Ami: No Go away
Mummy; Ami thats rude say sorry
Ami: Sorry, can we go now.
Ami: Son Son can do all this but he can not talk, bye

Ami: what are you doing Mummy?
Mummy: Im folding the washing
Ami: folding the washing interesting.

after Reading a bedtime story
Ami: What are we going to do today? ( means tommorow)
Mummy: You have nursery, your going to see your friends
Ami: No I am not going
Mummy: Ami you like nursery.
Ami: No I am going swimming with Daddy and he is going to dive off the diving boards.
Mummy:Ok Ami good night.

Ami: I am going to play some music and we can dance
Son Son: Ball
Ami: No son son there is no Ballons
Son Son: Ball
Ami: Son Son Don't be a wally bob
falls on the floor laughing at her own joke!!

So here is a collection of Ami's Little conversations, I really must make more of a note as she is hilarious at the moment, its those times she catches us of guard and we are like wow she is awesome. 

Funny Toddler Chat 31 months

Ami does not stop talking nowadays and she is rather funny. Here is a few of her little chats I can remember. 

Mummy: We have got to talk Asti to school and then we will get a cake

Ami: Why?

Mummy: Because Daddy is working away

Ami: I am going to get a cone ice cream cake.

Daddy: Ami doesnt like cakes 

Ami: I do Daddy, 

A little while later

Ami: Daddy don't be mean to me any more about cakes

Talking to a random lady on a bench

Ami: Its my birthday tomorrow

Lady: Oh really

Ami: Im having a party, Noahs coming and Ruby but no grown ups

Lady: How old are you going to be

Ami: Im going to be 2 

Lady: Ok dear

Somehow some people do not enjoy being bombarded by a toddler.

Mummy: We have to leave to get Asti from School soon.

Ami: I can't wait to see my little brother Asti

Mummy: No he is your big brother 

Ami: Ok my sister then 

Mummy: ok then Ami.

Ami: Why is Asti my big brother?

Mummy; Ami why did you get Astis Monopoly of the table?

Ami: It wasn't me is was Son Son

Mummy: Son Son can not reach it did you take it of the table?

Ami: Yes 

Mummy Thats naughty this is Astis game 

Ami: (crying) I do not have any board games

Daddy: Love you Ami

Ami: Love you Daddy

Daddy: How much?

Ami: I love you to the whole world.

Mummy: Ami what are you doing in your bedroom

Ami: I am not Ami I am a princess 

Mummy: Princess what are you doing?

Ami: Playing nursery with Son Son, he is in the baby room I am going to take him home. 

So this is a few of the little conversations I can remember, I must make more of an effort they soon grow up and its not as funny. 

Funny Toddler chat 27 months

Toddler sure are funny and I fin myself tweeting/ texting my hubby with Ami's latest toddler chat, so here is some of our conversations over the last month. 

Mummy: What do you want to watch Ami

Ami: Toy story its my favourite ever

A few minutes into Toy Story

Ami: I dont Like this one anymore

Ami: Wheres your Dinner?

Mummy: Its in my Tummy

Ami: No its not its in your tummy its in your mouth!

Ami to Little Bear: Oh my Gays Son Son (she meant oh my days

Daddy: What do you want for Chrsitmas

Ami: Father Christmas get me Peppa Pig Bike

Daddy: Only if your good

Ami I want to go to Daddys bed when its dark

Daddy: Ok Ami Bear

Ami: My favourite food it scetti not chips

I dont like them.

Takes Daddys fork and says:

"Dont worry Daddy I feed you"

She then started feeding Daddy! 

Ami waking at 6am 

Daddy: Ami back to bed its night time

Ami: No thank you its morning. 

Daddy: No look its dark outside

Ami: No put Peppa pig on

I caught Ami upstairs in my draws covered in Lipstick

Mummy: Have you been playing with Mummy's Lipsticks

Ami: Yes I look all pretty now!

I got the natvity out which is very old so I showed Ami in which she replied. 

Ami: Why has that man got face paint? 

Mummy: What do you mean?

Ami: That man he has face paint

I looked at one of the figures and it was a King that had been painted black in a old person way 

Mummy: No thats his skin colour Ami

Ami: Oh thats his skin Aston

She then has told everyone who has come round. 

Here is just a few of our little chats next month I will be a bit better at writing them down as some are just so funny.

Funny toddler chat - October (and a quick 26 month update)

26 months is a lovely age (at times) when she isnt making us laugh she is making us want to pull our hair out, but I would not change her for the world. In fact I often look at her and wonder where she has got it all from, how is she so self sure and confidant. She thinks she is about 8 and is very head strong and wont take no for an answer. Her talking has really come on so here follows some of her latest chats.

Mummy: "Ami, It is bedtime"

Ami "No, not bedtime, dont like it bedtime."

Mummy: "Its night time now look it is dark outside"

Ami "No not dark outside, not bed time, I feel poorly need medicine,"

We get this every night she is always poorly at bedtime, 

Ami: "Wheres Daddy gone"

Mummy "Daddy is at work today"

Ami "No not working he is playing football, me not going to nurfrey"

Mummy " No its not nursery today thats tommorow"

Ami "No not nurfery only if Daddy pick my up"

Ami's Joke:

Knock knock 

Whos there 

Daddy 

Daddy who 

Daddy Carvosso

This is about as good as a 2 year olds jokes gets!

Mummy: "Ami are you being a big girl"

Ami;"I am not a big girl I am a princess."

Mummy ;"You really are funny"

Ami: Wheres Daddy? 

Mummy: Daddys at football

Ami: No Daddy is at work, Daddy put me to bed. 

We were waiting at a till and Ami started talking to a random lady she just talks to anyone at the moment. 

Ami: "Wheres your little girl?"

Lady "Oh I do not have little girl I have a boy"

Ami " Is he with his Daddy?"

Lady "Yes he is, what have you got there"

Ami" I got barbie do you like barbies?  Whats your name?"

This is just a snipet of some of Ami's chit chat she really is very funny at the moment will make more of an effort to take note and write more down. 

The things that Ami says - May

Ami has really learnt alot of new words this month she sure is very funny, here is some of here chats from the last month.

Were on the bus going to a toddler group, Ami not going on the bus often doesn't understand people want a bit of peace and quiet. I had to sit Ami next to an elderly lady who ignored Ami.

Ami to the lady: Going to see Noah

Lady Ignores Ami she gets a bit closer

Ami: Going to see Noah

Lady still ignores her so she gets even closer

Ami: Going to see Noah and Caleb

Lady: Oh sorry where you talking to me

Ami: On the bus to see Noah

Mummy: what noise does a dog make?
Ami: Raa haa waaf
Mummy: what noise does a cat make?
Ami: raa meow
Mummy: what noise does daddy make?
Ami: Raa arnel

Ami: Mummy's hot tea (points to tea)
Mummy; Yes Ami very hot
Ami: Get Ami hot tea and biscuit peppa cup
Mummy: Yes just feeding baby
Ami: Hot tea hot tea Ami have mummy hot tea

Daddy: what football team does Ami support?
Ami: Bailey play football
Daddy: what football team does daddy support?
Ami: Daddy suport Arnel

At the park Ami fell of the swings for the next few days Ami said:
Ami fell off swing, hurt nose, Bailey cuggle

Waking up one morning when getting out the cot
Ami: Milk bedtime
Mummy: No Ami you just got up
Ami: Juw (juice)
Mummy: Do you want milk
Ami: No ceral (cereal) mummy's ceral

Mummy: Who do you love?
Ami: I love football!!

So thats this months toddler chat there are many more I just havent retained them will make more effort next month. Toddlers sure are funny arnt they!

The things that Ami Says - April

After Little bear was poorly I was talking to Ami whilst changing a nappy

Mummy: Ami who do you love

Ami: I love poo poo 

Mummy: no you dont

Ami: No mummy poo every where

Mummy: Ami what football team do you support

Ami: I support Arnel (arsenal) 

A little while later after being at the park

Daddy: What football team do you suport

Ami: Bailey support tott, daddy love Arnel

Mummy: where is daddy

Ami: Daddy gone back morrow

Mummy: do you miss Daddy

Ami: Ami miss daddy morrow

Whilst holding Little bear Ami came up to me

Ami: put sun sun down

Mummy: where 

Ami: In there (points to the floor)

Ami: Cuggles I love Daddy

Mummy: who else

Ami: I love Adon (Pants)

I love Son son 

I love football 

Daddy; if you dont start behaving I have to tell naughty dog dog

Ami runs and hides comes back in 

Ami: bad daddy 

Pants kept on picking Ami so she shouted at him

Ami: Adon Dont like it

Ami: sorry Adon

Funny Toddler Chat - March

I making a note to write down these little conversations before they all change. Ami is at the age where she is making us laugh so so much. She is such a delight at times and I really want to remember these little chats before they are forgotten. 

After me telling Pants of at dinner

Ami: Oh Naughty Adon, Naughty Adon

I then pass her some bread 

Ami: Good girl mumma

After taking Ipod of Pants she brings it to me

Ami: Here you are Mumma

Mummy: No thats Pants give it back

Ami: No Happy day

We then have to play happy day and dance

Telling Ami of for hitting Little Bear

Ami: No Bye bye Mumma

Mummy: Ami be kind to Little Bear

Ami: Friends (and signs it too) 

After finding Ami covered in make up

Mummy: What are you doing 

Ami: Good girl Mumma

Mummy: Ami that is Mummy's make up not for little girls

Ami: More brush 

She then attempted to put bronzer on me and little Bear

Ami hears Daddy making dog noises, she runs and hides as she is scared

Daddy: Whats up its just a Dog Dog

Ami: Naughty Daddy, Bad Daddy 

Daddy: Wheres the Dog gone

Ami: Naughty Dog Dog gone bye bye

After finding her with tea all down her front

Mummy: Ami what is that down your front

Ami: Mummy tea juice all gone

Mummy: Yes Ami its down your front

Ami: yes hot tea

She sure does make me laugh this is just some of what I can remember.