Funny Toddler Chat - January

My little toddlers are so funny at the moment the little conversations that they have are enough to make you just want to grab them and squeeze them. Here is a few of the conversations that I have managed to remember.

Mummy: Son Son are you a boy or a girl?

Son Son: A girl

Mummy: Your not a girl 

Son Son: Me a big girl 

Mummy: Nooo

Son Son: No me a big boy

This is an conversation we still have every night, at least 5 times

Ami: Mum where are we going today? 

Mum: Well its bedtime now so bed.

Ami: No where are we going today?

Mum: You mean tomorrow 

Ami: Yes 

Mum: To the park maybe.

Five minutes later

Ami: What are we doing today!

I found Son Son with my hat on, he was wearing his superhero jumper at the time and asked me to out his muzzy in his jumper.

Son Son: Me super man

Mummy: Son son

Son Son: No Superman

Daddy: Who is your best friend Son Son

Son Son: Pryia 

Daddy: really?

Son Son: No Gaggy (Daddy)

Agon (Asti)

Meli (Ami)

Mummy

A typical day with Ami.

Ami: Can you play nursery with me

Mummy: yes sure

Ami: Ok I be the nursery teacher you be the mum

Mummy: Ok 

Ami: you drop the babies of and Son Son be the dad. 

Son Son: Me Gaggy 

Mummy: Ok ami just dropping of my babies see you later

Ami ( via fake phone call) Its time to collect them now

Son Son: me help

Ami: Right now I am the mum, son son the Dad and your the grandma mum.

Mummy: Ok Ami.

Ami: Right heres the babies I have to go to a wedding see you later.

Mummy: The babies need a sleep

Ami: I am back from the wedding the babies don't need a sleep, I'm off to another party. 

And so that game goes on,  a little insight into when I am an grandma and the kids dumping the grandkids for me to look after. 

To any stranger 

Son Son: Gaggy at work, on laptop

Agon at school

Ami: Yes my Daddy is at work he works in London. 

Asti is at school at the moment too. 

Mummy: Right time to go now kids

Mummy: Right its time to go out.

Ami: But me and Son Son don't want to go out

Mummy: Yeah but we have to do the school run

Ami: Yeah but we don't want to go

Mummy: Sadly Ami we have to get Asti, we will see Auntie Kelly

Son Son: Me see Kelly

Ami: I get my shoes on. 

Son Son: Wellies 

Mummy: Son Son I can't find them you get your shoes 

Son Son: No wellies

(10 minute search later) 

Mummy: Come back kids quick we need to hurry

Ami: Can I take my bike

Son Son: me me

Mummy: not today 

Ami: Can I take my scooter

Mummy: Not today Ami we are in a hurry.

Ami: please take my bike. 

Mummy: Okay

This then results in Son son having  a meltdown because he has to go into the pushchair then Ami giving up after 5 minutes of using the bike most days. 

So here we are a little insight into what Ami and Son son say. I promise I will try and remember the more funny sayings for next month so do keep an eye out as they are hilarious. 

Funny toddler chat 31 months

 

Ami really is the most funny little toddler, she has us in creases most of the day. She has conifdence and isn't afraid to speak up her mind. I wonder where she gets it all from she's such a hoot. So here is some of little conversations I have remembered from this month.

Ami went to find Daddy who was in the shower. 

Ami: Daddy quick you need to put your pants on all your friends wear them too it's ok.

Ami: Why do I have a moo moo and not a willy like Asti and daddy
Mummy: Urm thats how you were made
Ami: Why

mummy: Ami I am going to tie your hair up now

Ami: no I don't like it and I look pretty already

Mummy: but it's in your face

Ami: no I'm not bye mum

Bed time 

Mummy: good night Ami

Ami: where am I going today (tommorow) 

Mummy: you have nursery in the morning.

Ami: no I am going to space 

Asti: Ami were going home

Ami: no we're not aston stop being a nana brain
Asti: Yes were going home
Ami: NO Thank you

This one happens every morning Amelie comes downstairs to find Asti watching his programs
Ami: Asti I want to watch my play grounds
Asti: No there called Programs
Ami: I want to watch my play grounds
Asti: No Ami I will make you a swimming pool
Ami: Only if you make a change area too
Asti: Deal
five minutes later
Ami: I want to watch my play grounds.

During her two year check
Health Visitor: We going to see what you can do, do you want to read this book
Ami: No
Health visitor: What is this Animal
Ami: No
Health visitor: Can you jump?
Ami: No Go away
Mummy; Ami thats rude say sorry
Ami: Sorry, can we go now.
Ami: Son Son can do all this but he can not talk, bye

Ami: what are you doing Mummy?
Mummy: Im folding the washing
Ami: folding the washing interesting.

after Reading a bedtime story
Ami: What are we going to do today? ( means tommorow)
Mummy: You have nursery, your going to see your friends
Ami: No I am not going
Mummy: Ami you like nursery.
Ami: No I am going swimming with Daddy and he is going to dive off the diving boards.
Mummy:Ok Ami good night.

Ami: I am going to play some music and we can dance
Son Son: Ball
Ami: No son son there is no Ballons
Son Son: Ball
Ami: Son Son Don't be a wally bob
falls on the floor laughing at her own joke!!

So here is a collection of Ami's Little conversations, I really must make more of a note as she is hilarious at the moment, its those times she catches us of guard and we are like wow she is awesome. 

Funny Toddler Chat 31 months

Ami does not stop talking nowadays and she is rather funny. Here is a few of her little chats I can remember. 

Mummy: We have got to talk Asti to school and then we will get a cake

Ami: Why?

Mummy: Because Daddy is working away

Ami: I am going to get a cone ice cream cake.

Daddy: Ami doesnt like cakes 

Ami: I do Daddy, 

A little while later

Ami: Daddy don't be mean to me any more about cakes

Talking to a random lady on a bench

Ami: Its my birthday tomorrow

Lady: Oh really

Ami: Im having a party, Noahs coming and Ruby but no grown ups

Lady: How old are you going to be

Ami: Im going to be 2 

Lady: Ok dear

Somehow some people do not enjoy being bombarded by a toddler.

Mummy: We have to leave to get Asti from School soon.

Ami: I can't wait to see my little brother Asti

Mummy: No he is your big brother 

Ami: Ok my sister then 

Mummy: ok then Ami.

Ami: Why is Asti my big brother?

Mummy; Ami why did you get Astis Monopoly of the table?

Ami: It wasn't me is was Son Son

Mummy: Son Son can not reach it did you take it of the table?

Ami: Yes 

Mummy Thats naughty this is Astis game 

Ami: (crying) I do not have any board games

Daddy: Love you Ami

Ami: Love you Daddy

Daddy: How much?

Ami: I love you to the whole world.

Mummy: Ami what are you doing in your bedroom

Ami: I am not Ami I am a princess 

Mummy: Princess what are you doing?

Ami: Playing nursery with Son Son, he is in the baby room I am going to take him home. 

So this is a few of the little conversations I can remember, I must make more of an effort they soon grow up and its not as funny. 

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