Toddler sure are funny and I fin myself tweeting/ texting my hubby with Ami's latest toddler chat, so here is some of our conversations over the last month.
Mummy: What do you want to watch Ami
Ami: Toy story its my favourite ever
A few minutes into Toy Story
Ami: I dont Like this one anymore
Ami: Wheres your Dinner?
Mummy: Its in my Tummy
Ami: No its not its in your tummy its in your mouth!
Ami to Little Bear: Oh my Gays Son Son (she meant oh my days
Daddy: What do you want for Chrsitmas
Ami: Father Christmas get me Peppa Pig Bike
Daddy: Only if your good
Ami I want to go to Daddys bed when its dark
Daddy: Ok Ami Bear
Ami: My favourite food it scetti not chips
I dont like them.
Takes Daddys fork and says:
"Dont worry Daddy I feed you"
She then started feeding Daddy!
Ami waking at 6am
Daddy: Ami back to bed its night time
Ami: No thank you its morning.
Daddy: No look its dark outside
Ami: No put Peppa pig on
I caught Ami upstairs in my draws covered in Lipstick
Mummy: Have you been playing with Mummy's Lipsticks
Ami: Yes I look all pretty now!
I got the natvity out which is very old so I showed Ami in which she replied.
Ami: Why has that man got face paint?
Mummy: What do you mean?
Ami: That man he has face paint
I looked at one of the figures and it was a King that had been painted black in a old person way
Mummy: No thats his skin colour Ami
Ami: Oh thats his skin Aston
She then has told everyone who has come round.
Here is just a few of our little chats next month I will be a bit better at writing them down as some are just so funny.